god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal
Kindaaa want some nudes hmmm
is it a coincidence that as soon as I liked this post you texted me
I have to poop
What should I wear to work tomorrow?
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
did i allow u to have fun without me
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oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore
such a beautiful night tonight
this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on here